nickelback

"Smells like teen spirit" takes on a whole different meaning in this strange future.

I'll sing Photograph if I WANT to sing Photograph, and you're going to SIT there and LISTEN to me sing it. Because that's what karaoke is all about.

Trolling is a art.

What great news! It would be TERRIBLY disappointing if this were somehow staged!

I mean, Ramen.

Whoever picks the Hunger Games is just doing it because they think Peeta/Katniss is hot/cool and not because they actually want to die in a vicious game engineered by a sadistic bourgeoisie. But still, Nickelback, amirite?

A writer in Boise, Idaho takes some editorial license.

Especially not with turd-polish.

I don't know if that's true... we've had at LEAST as many "lol Skrillex" and "I will bear Dave Grohl's children" posts as "lol Nickelback" posts.

It's NickelBACK, not NickelHERESFIVECENTS.