nickelback

Whoever picks the Hunger Games is just doing it because they think Peeta/Katniss is hot/cool and not because they actually want to die in a vicious game engineered by a sadistic bourgeoisie. But still, Nickelback, amirite?

Ever since Chad Kroger of Nickelsuck and Avril Lavigne of Even Poserer Green Day hooked up, it's been hard to tell them apart. How cute... I mean, disgusting.

What a brave statement! And it really narrows the field of musicians!

Avril's ex-husband Deryck Whibley of Sum41 decided to dress as his ex-wife. Avril's new fling, Chad Kroeger (lead singer of the world's greatest band ever) had the comeback of the century!

It's NickelBACK, not NickelHERESFIVECENTS.

It's like a mashup of Temple of Doom and Lady and the Tramp and Chad Kroeger

You know what else was released on 9/11/2001? Jay-Z's The Blueprint, They Might Be Giants' Mink Car, and the movie Donnie Darko.

But the internet hatred for Nickelback is so high that we can get away with posting this short fact anyway.