"Smells like teen spirit" takes on a whole different meaning in this strange future.
It's NickelBACK, not NickelHERESFIVECENTS.
Whoever picks the Hunger Games is just doing it because they think Peeta/Katniss is hot/cool and not because they actually want to die in a vicious game engineered by a sadistic bourgeoisie. But still, Nickelback, amirite?
What great news! It would be TERRIBLY disappointing if this were somehow staged!
Pick your poison...
Move over Kandashiye!
A writer in Boise, Idaho takes some editorial license.
