Music FAILS

The Walk Off the Earth video of five people playing one guitar spawned approx. five billion parodies. This is one of the better ones, achieving at least some competency in playing 1/5 of a guitar per person while sharply observing the likely economic situation of a band that can only afford one guitar between the five of them.

This song is SEXIST! Cowboys are ALSO in the sand!

This song is SEXIST! Boys can ALSO be pretty good looking (for a boy)!

This song is SEXIST! I wish they all could be California boys, ALSO!

That's right, kids! You CAN drop out of school and form a br00tal thrash metal band that worships Satan and idealizes necrophilia!

Taylor Swift? Did you throw that? Honestly, who throws a shoe?

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So metal.

A promo video for Chicago Music Exchange fires, in one seamless take, through 100 guitar riffs from the past 60 years in chronological order, from old standards by Johnny Cash and Buddy Holly to today's standbys by Mastodon and St. Vincent.

Star Wars Kinect comes out today! In a move that's sure to further desecrate rekindle your love of the franchise, the game lets you play as Star Wars characters clubbing to music that wouldn't sound out of place on an R. Kelly album. Let's hope they let R2D2 dance to dubstep!

If this proves anything, it's that dubstep is God's music and those who have been "moved by the Holy Spirit" have finally reached the part where Jesus drops the (loaves and) bass.