Music FAILS

Are you really so desperate for attention, Spin, that you have to resort to trolling? No. Just no.

Five schools in Norway wisely reschedule their midterm dates to allow students to see "the greatest performer of our generation NOT named Kanye." This will allow students the opportunity to get a street education in swag.

A gloriously to-the-point review on Chris Brown.

I was best at playing "Brrroooiiiiiiiing Broooooiiiiiing Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrroiiiiinggggggg." That song was my favorite.

Make duct tape your best friend, with There I Fixed It!

The name of the Mars Rover is the same as Carly Rae Jepsen's EP? That can't be a coincidence.

Star Wars! Call Me Maybe! Is there anything more you could possibly want, Internet? I didn't think so.

I disagree about the timpani note. The best would be that at the beginning of the 2nd movement of Beethoven's 9th Symphony.

USA's national anthem, as it's sung at every sporting event, with the melisma turned up to 11.