Music FAILS

It's 2013 and he's running for mayor because the rent is still too damn high. Will you run with him?

From now on, both these songs will be tainted for you. You won't be able to listen to one without thinking of the other. You're welcome.

Watch another Goyte parody video from College Humor here.

Science finally proves what music snobs have been saying for years

And they're hologramming EVERYBODY.

This was allegedly sent to the producers of the FunFunFun Fest in Austin, where Slayer played earlier this year, and dear god we hope it's real. Because as great as Slayer is, knowing that they order "hand sanitizer" AND "hand satanizer" makes them ten times as great.