Music FAILS

This was allegedly sent to the producers of the FunFunFun Fest in Austin, where Slayer played earlier this year, and dear god we hope it's real. Because as great as Slayer is, knowing that they order "hand sanitizer" AND "hand satanizer" makes them ten times as great.

It's like a cross between the Third Reich and Saturday morning cartoons.

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Eric Calderone is out with another nerdgasm-inducing metal cover, this time lifting from the Doctor Who soundtrack.

Must be Italian for "drop the bass." Which is odd, since this is sheet music for a string bass.

Nothing's more relaxing for a morning commute than the Morning Prelude from Peer Gynt, but I'm secretly wishing they had done In the Hall of the Mountain King instead.

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House lights synced-up to Skrillex? Yes please!

Can't you see You belong to me Or is it the other way around.