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Get Over Here and Play a Video Game

SO. MUCH. PUN.

Every pop song is lovingly microengineered to worm its way into your skull and never leave. The lyrics to these songs are known by everyone because the easier the lyrics are to remember, the harder they are to forget. Which is how we get choruses like "Baby baby baby" or "Mmmmmm-bop."

Say no to wrench cat?

AND WEEEEEEE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU, WHITNEY HOUSTON

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If I should stay, I would only be in your way. So I'll go, but I know I'll think of you ev'ry step of the way.

And I will always love you. I will always love you. You, my darling you. Hmm.

Bittersweet memories that is all I'm taking with me. So, goodbye. Please, don't cry. We both know I'm not what you, you need.

And I will always love you. I will always love you.

(Instrumental solo)

I hope life treats you kind And I hope you have all you've dreamed of. And I wish to you, joy and happiness. But above all this, I wish you love.

And I will always love you. I will always love you. I will always love you. I will always love you. I will always love you. I, I will always love you.

You, darling, I love you. Ooh, I'll always, I'll always love you.

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The statistics are a little skewed thanks to the often-forgotten 1973 single "Yeah, Baby, Yeah! Love! Yeahhhhghhhh!!" which featured David Lee Roth wailing the title for three and a half minutes over a sitar drone.