lyrics

So of course it's about cats and food.

Every pop song is lovingly microengineered to worm its way into your skull and never leave. The lyrics to these songs are known by everyone because the easier the lyrics are to remember, the harder they are to forget. Which is how we get choruses like "Baby baby baby" or "Mmmmmm-bop."

If we can play devil's advocate for a moment:

Sugarhill Gang, 1979: "I said a hip, hop, the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop."

Shabazz Palaces, 2011: "Yeah, you know I'm free, s**t, I'm free ... To make consume to catch the stuff that holds me down To capture my desires fashion out of this a crown Free to fill my smiles up with these tears that I forgot And haunt myself besides these pretty ghosts that float my heart You know I'm free."

In case anybody cared, the Beach Boys are my fav band. Judge me accordingly.

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I guess it isn't just here that we make pointless comparisons - they do it on Facebook, too! And in Canada, if the hockey metaphor is any indication. Yay stereotypes!

SO. MUCH. PUN.

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