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Personally, I love both songs. There's nothing wrong with a fun, simple ditty.

That's why comparing Sinatra to Bieber by lyrics alone isn't always accurate. You could argue that Bieber is better than Sinatra using the same criteria, or make sweeping generalizations about the relative quality of musical eras to troll unsuspecting internet dwellers.

The statistics are a little skewed thanks to the often-forgotten 1973 single "Yeah, Baby, Yeah! Love! Yeahhhhghhhh!!" which featured David Lee Roth wailing the title for three and a half minutes over a sitar drone.

I'd like to add "true/you/do" to the list, particularly from older songs.

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

An edited version of the original lyrical comparison has far less patience for The Bell Jar-esque angst.

If you're feeling extra inspired, write the lyrics over a random picture from Instagram to make yourself look extra deep!

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