lil wayne

What, us troll?

Better yet, he's taking up a much-less-overexposed pursuit: Skateboarding! Yes, Virginia, there IS a Santa Claus!

It's been 16 years, and nobody's had the heart to tell him that "alive" is a qualifier that no longer applies to one Tupac Amaru Shakur.

Of course, this is just the opinion of a conscious rap fan.

...you DID see the poster on the wall behind him, right?

Okay, so MAYBE it's inappropriate to make a joke about Soulja Boy being a holy soulja in a holy war against hip-hop.

Just so I'm clear, which one is the sell out?

Comedian and actor Aziz Ansari is already noted BFFs with Kanye West and Jay-Z (he makes a brief cameo in the music video for "Otis"), so Tumblr site Emceez Ansari helpfully lets us know what it would be like if he were a rapper, too.