What, us troll?
Better yet, he's taking up a much-less-overexposed pursuit: Skateboarding! Yes, Virginia, there IS a Santa Claus!
Comedian and actor Aziz Ansari is already noted BFFs with Kanye West and Jay-Z (he makes a brief cameo in the music video for "Otis"), so Tumblr site Emceez Ansari helpfully lets us know what it would be like if he were a rapper, too.