lil wayne

I'm a little disappointed to discover that Lil Wayne was not, as a child, what the cover to Tha Carter III suggested he was.

Just so I'm clear, which one is the sell out?

So Lil' Wayne is suing Quincy Jones III for unauthorized use of his music -- blah, blah, who cares, right?

Well, Lil' Wayne was deposed in the case by Quincy's lawyer, Pete Ross, and there has never been a more appropriate time for use of the phrase "and no f**ks were given."

Dude is nuts.

Comedian and actor Aziz Ansari is already noted BFFs with Kanye West and Jay-Z (he makes a brief cameo in the music video for "Otis"), so Tumblr site Emceez Ansari helpfully lets us know what it would be like if he were a rapper, too.

This really happens.

Lil Wayne announced today that he'd be taking an indefinite hiatus from rapping to dedicate himself to a pursuit that will (hopefully) give him much less overexposure: skateboarding. Oh yeah, and that thing with the Mars landing happened, too.