lil wayne

It's been 16 years, and nobody's had the heart to tell him that "alive" is a qualifier that no longer applies to one Tupac Amaru Shakur.

Lil Wayne and instruments don't seem to go well together - have you seen him try to play guitar?

At a certain point in your life you realize that many stars of the music industry are more celebrity than musician.

Of course, this is just the opinion of a conscious rap fan.

...you DID see the poster on the wall behind him, right?

Oh they didn't have perfect symmetry.. Gotta make a new sandwich! :)

That TOTALLY looks like something!

Okay, so MAYBE it's inappropriate to make a joke about Soulja Boy being a holy soulja in a holy war against hip-hop.

Have you ever been experienced? Well, I have.

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Nah, go ahead and quit and your day job.