lady gaga

You ga-got a stalker!

Lady Gaga's high school yearbook. What also makes total sense: Describing her as the female equivalent of Boy George. The real head-scratcher: Britney Spears.

Amazingly, she keeps on singing even while she's hurling. Now THAT'S a performer!

It's a good thing Gaga is using this outlet to express her feelings, I wasn't able to tell what she was thinking under that layer of protective netting.

Her next single, "I'z a B.U.M.," will borrow liberally from the Duran Duran single "Shelter," and its music video will feature Gaga dressed as dilapidated but colorfully uncoordinated hobo as she/he dances in a chorus line of fellow hobos in the boxcar of a moving train. The train is carrying dildos and magic.

That TOTALLY looks like something!