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Lady Gaga's high school yearbook. What also makes total sense: Describing her as the female equivalent of Boy George. The real head-scratcher: Britney Spears.

There was a time when Lady Gaga and internet pop-blogger, Perez Hilton were thick as thieves, touring the world together, but that isn't the case now, as the two have been airing their dirty laundry all over twitter. This most recent flare up began when Perez mentioned Gaga's new single 'Applause' isn't getting the attention of her competitor, Katy Perry's newest 'Roar'.

Since then, the Mother Monster has accused Hilton of stalking her, claiming he's trying to get an apartment in her building just to continue reporting on her. Unfortunately for the blogger, Gaga's fans have erupted in violent tweets that threaten he and his family.

The rest of twitter is just sitting back and enjoying the train wreck.