lady gaga

Why hire an actual DJ when you can get a guy to stand behind a turntable and wiggle his arms?

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Best chemistry lesson ever.

You ga-got a stalker!

Her next single, "I'z a B.U.M.," will borrow liberally from the Duran Duran single "Shelter," and its music video will feature Gaga dressed as dilapidated but colorfully uncoordinated hobo as she/he dances in a chorus line of fellow hobos in the boxcar of a moving train. The train is carrying dildos and magic.

In the interests of being fair, "Stupid Hawe" Nicki Minaj is a far cry from "Super Bass" Nicki Minaj.

Has anyone else noticed this?