Hall of Fame

A writer in Boise, Idaho takes some editorial license.

The healing process will take time. It involves strapping you to to a chair and making you listen to any form of music that doesn't have a "drop" or an army of single-minded fans.

Hipster bouquet was breaking up the Beatles before Yoko Ono.

The group Walk Off the Earth performs the song "Somebody That I Used to Know," originally by the Australian singer-songwriter Gotye. The catch? They all play on different parts of the same guitar.

It'd be easy to dismiss the five-musicians-one-guitar schtick as a gimmick, but the group actually creates a beautifully-executed rendition of the song in its own right, perfect for listening if you're celebrating Single's Awareness Day today.

That icy landscape looks like it's too slippery to play on - she's obviously having trouble walking normally.

One year ago, a video of a rooster with a sick sludge growl hit YouTube. It only took somebody to dub the appropriate death metal instrumentals for the video to go viral.

The rooster promptly joined a death metal band, where its bandmates promptly sacrificed it to Death Lord Satan.

This is what Chris Brown actually tweeted after the Grammys. Yes, Chris Brown, of COURSE winning a corporate buzz award will absolve you of your complete lack of remorse for your history of woman-beating.

If ANYONE can rock out to music playing in grocery stores, more power to them. I usually walk out feeling like my head was just embalmed.