By Meqad
That's right, kids! You CAN drop out of school and form a br00tal thrash metal band that worships Satan and idealizes necrophilia!
Hall of Fame
By Unknown
One year ago, a video of a rooster with a sick sludge growl hit YouTube. It only took somebody to dub the appropriate death metal instrumentals for the video to go viral.
The rooster promptly joined a death metal band, where its bandmates promptly sacrificed it to Death Lord Satan.
If ANYONE can rock out to music playing in grocery stores, more power to them. I usually walk out feeling like my head was just embalmed.
