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Then the "guitarrist" feels so embarrassed that he locks himself in the bathroom after the show. His fans assume he's too conceited to come out and meet them and conclude that he's a douche canoe. NOBODY WINS AND EVERYTHING WAS TRAGIC.

Remember when everyone's favorite fat video game nerdrager destroyed his Xbox with a guitar?

You know what, just don't ask me to play anything with more than three or four chords. I'm still learning, bro. But I'm going to subject you to my inept playing anyway.

Hey, I play guitar and I would LOVE to play with Bieber. If you're a musician and you're getting paid, good for you.

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