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The statistics are a little skewed thanks to the often-forgotten 1973 single "Yeah, Baby, Yeah! Love! Yeahhhhghhhh!!" which featured David Lee Roth wailing the title for three and a half minutes over a sitar drone.

A comprehensive label for each Muse release. The 2nd Law obviously not on here. It's not been released yet.

All rock fans have now are the Black Keys. And the countless other rock bands that are overlooked by the Top 40 but still produce great music, of course.

I thought proofs were supposed to tell us something we didn't already know.

Well if you read the title, you might know.

You've always been sad about it, but now you can quantify your creys!

Alternatively, a flowchart:

Is it Adele? Yes -----> Play it No -----> Eh, better save it for now

Lulu, of course, is the TRUE masterpiece. Also, this chart hasn't quite exercised Master of Puppets to its fullest potential.

I don't know if that's true... we've had at LEAST as many "lol Skrillex" and "I will bear Dave Grohl's children" posts as "lol Nickelback" posts.

You can't tell, since this is only a VISUAL hybrid, but the beaver is playing rock, the duck is rapping, and the platypus is fearlessly playing rap-rock. With a keytar. Because it already makes enough sense.