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Scales are both the most important and the most tedious part of any practice regimen, but they're still a lot less complicated than, say, feelings.

I don't know if that's true... we've had at LEAST as many "lol Skrillex" and "I will bear Dave Grohl's children" posts as "lol Nickelback" posts.

What do you have against arugula? Rude.

WHY ARE YOU READING THIS

GO PRACTICE

Alternatively, a flowchart:

Is it Adele? Yes -----> Play it No -----> Eh, better save it for now

Whether it's one year ago or sixty, NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

Well if you read the title, you might know.

You can't tell, since this is only a VISUAL hybrid, but the beaver is playing rock, the duck is rapping, and the platypus is fearlessly playing rap-rock. With a keytar. Because it already makes enough sense.

You've always been sad about it, but now you can quantify your creys!