call me maybe

College Humor exposes the hazards of falling in love at first sight.

It's the CRJ parody to end (hopefully) all CRJ parodies. Seriously, where else can we go from here? Can we move on to a different song now?

The same genius - GENIUS - mashup artist who made the POTUS sing LMFAO is back, this time to help him sing THE SONG THAT WON'T DIE. SERIOUSLY. IT'S BEEN FUN, INTERNET, BUT YOU CAN MOVE ON TO A DIFFERENT POP JINGLE NOW.

The fusion of pop and epic rap battling that was destined to happen someday.

With infinite jukebox, the song never ends! Check it out!

Are there STILL people who haven't yet been bitten by the latest infectious pop virus? I fear the entire earth is now under the thrall of Queen Carly.

People who aren't aware of Canadian pop music or the listening habits of Selena Gomez might not know the original version, but I think everyone can agree that this cowbell remix succeeds in perfecting the unperfectable.

Ohhhhh boy this joke is only going to work for people who watch Arrested Development AND follow Selena Gomez's amateur videos to the tune of Canadian pop stars, which might be the narrowest cross-section imagined.

The Big 10 college mascots put aside their rivalry (Ha! Just kidding. They were obviously nowhere near each other during shooting) to make a college-themed version of that song we're totally not sick of yet. Is a stadium routine coming next?

It was inevitable, but it's actually decent -- give it a listen.

[cosbysweaters]

Expert music dubber Andy Rehfeldt released a death metal dub of Carly Rae Jepsen, giving her a br00tal growl that turns the line "So call me maybe" from a request into a threat.