Man it's breezy toda--dammit.

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Maybe I was saving it for later

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And now I'm a part of my own problem

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They're just so hard to keep track of

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Learn From My Fail: Now where did I put the Beetle?

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Kill them! Kill them alllllll!

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Put that one under "cheap ways to get a haircut"

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Be ready to never be satisfied with your annual salary!

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Welcome to the new "Work 2-3 Days A Month" policy

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My mouth's on fire but at least my teeth are white

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This what we like to call an "everybody loses" type of situation

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Weird Al: Corrupting our youth one innocent mind at a time

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But now he's not eating it, so that's a plus

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The fifth gear is "backwards." Don't use it on the freeway please.

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I really should work on my aim

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Everybody out, it's a vodka fire!

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