win

Or a YouTuber.

Disclaimer: no injuries occurred.

I was traveling from Indianapolis to Whitewater, WI for a practice weekend with Machine Ultimate. I was going 70mph (speed limit) on I65 north. I travel the 3-4 hours by myself every time and use singing as a way to pass time, and critique it later. At this point I was practicing a nasal type voice on a Casting Crowns song when the crash happened. I was watching the road and saw nothing that caused me to worry. Simply hydroplaned in a heavy rain. My car slid sideways, and then was completely backwards by the time I slid off the road and went down a small hill. I hit a mile marker sign (230) on my way off the road. Here are two of the most amazing parts: I sustained NO injuries. Not even a scratch. And my car took NO mechanical damage and is completely driveable. Only body damage

But hey, he did break a world record!

Just spare yourself the embarrassment of walking out empty handed and with your tail between your legs. 

Honestly watching this parody video through was  pretty much the best 4 minutes of my day today.

The professor bounces back like a champion though.

"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" in case you're wondering the spelling on that madness.

Either these golfers have gone a bit over their play time limit, or the grounds crew just doesn't give a f**k anymore.