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While Chuck E. Cheese has gotten attention for filing bankruptcy and for their sneaky Pasqually's Pizza debacle, we think this Twitter thread involving the chain is far more interesting. Twitter user @Professor_Palmer took to the social media site to announce that for the past few weeks he's been conducting secret behavioral studies on unsuspecting Chuck E. Cheese game players. The experiments are rather simple, and involve adjusting the use of lights and sound in an attempt to better understand what draws people to - or away from - arcade games. The results? Human beings are really, really, easily manipulated. While this isn't the most shocking insight on our kind, seeing Cary Palmer spell it out in such a fun (and thorough) way has been incredibly informative. And very entertaining. 

If you were to sum up the core themes of the Star Wars franchise what would you say? Here's a hint, start with what's in the title.

We're here for everyone looking for some procrastination fuel!

It all started when The Late Show dropped a tweet in reference to one of Stephen Colbert's opening jokes on Friday.

If you haven't been following, pharma-bro Martin Shkreli is in the news again for endorsing the price spike of an EpiPen made by Mylan Pharmaceuticals that went from less than $100 to $608.61.

Martin Shkreli took notice to The Late Show tweet and responded to the joke. Soon after, Stephen Colbert (from his personal Twitter) responded to Shkreli in very Colbert-like fashion.

Settling in for a wild ride as you read through one woman's experience of overhearing an unbearable date. This is a long read, but it's so worth it.

One day you're swiping, then the next day you find yourself in someone's personal game show. If you didn't have trust issues before, then go ahead and develop some while reading about this woman's massive and meticulously planned dating stunt.

Last night, @Midnight challenged the Internet to rewrite history and replace the past with as many cat puns as possible. The results were basically our favorite thing ever.

Donald Trump is currently on a 12 day trip to Japan, and the first leg has already spawned a number of memes. While visiting with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, the President took part in a koi feeding ceremony at Akasaka palace in Tokyo. A photo of the feeding went viral, depicting Donald Trump pouring the contents of a traditional fish food box into the pond. Later, more photos were released of the President showing more restraint. 

The first photo was shown to be a sign of disrespect, which FOX claimed was more fake news. Fake news or not, the image has inspired quite a few amusing memes, some even featuring everyone's favorite ingredient sprinkler - Salt Bae. 

So who did it better? If you think these Donald memes are good, this collection of the best Trump memes will definitely be right up your alley. Whatever you think about the ceremony and how it went down, no one can deny the great moments provided by Trump and his family. Just take a look at some of Melania's best "original" quotes and decide which Trump takes the cake. 

She's definitely going through it...

You don't need to be committed to find these little anecdotes amusing. Marriage, depending on who you ask, can be a blessing and a it can be a curse. But most of the time it seems to make for great tweeting.