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Don't forget to take out the trash. Since you wrecked the place and trashed everything, it's time to stock up and pun yourself back into rhythm. These hilarious trash puns will have you recycling in no time, so make sure not to miss a single one.
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Homeowner vigorously defends his lawn from neighbor's 9-year-old, who is digging holes in his yard while looking for “buried treasure,” parents get defensive and refuse to step in: ‘This is my yard. You can’t dig here’
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Overworked employee starts leaving right at 5pm making their boss think that they've suddenly got better at their job and have "stepped up their game": 'I got a raise after I started leaving exactly at 5pm'
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Engineer agrees to help friend’s mother-in-law with renovation as a favor, quits when she treats him like a servant: '[She] learned that professionals can in fact walk away'
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'I got pushed out of the trip I planned': Friend refuses to pay extra $1,000 for larger rental car, group retaliates by kicking out of vacation plan
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‘They fired the Cash Cow’: Carpet cleaning company axes its top phone upseller, who turns every $99 call into a multi-hundred-dollar deal for years over sick leave, leaving owners to watch profits tank
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