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Did you get that text? No? Well dive into some of the funniest and punniest texts you will ever see. Whether it's an SMS or a clever note, you'll get plenty of ideas how to make your passive aggressive intentions known, or relate to a terrible mistake. Either way, laughter will be had.

Can't Get a Persistent Suitor Off Your Back? Just Pretend to Be Hannibal Lecter

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Thanks, Dad. If That's Your Real Name!

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Minion Messages Say It Best

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Disappointment For Everyone

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You Know You're Ready For a Vacation When You Drunk Text the Airport For a Booty Call

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The 7 Best Responses To Flirty Texts

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Sending Revenge Nudes is Never a Good Idea, Especially To Your Ex's Teenage Son

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You Can't Just Toss Around Sibling Nicknames Around Mom

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Can You Call Me to Make Sure Though?

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Reply 'Never, Neckbeard' to Stop Receiving Unwanted, Unprofessional Texts

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11 Times Ridiculously Cheap Buttheads Tried And Failed To Get A Deal

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Mom, Seriously... Default to More Clothes Already

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