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Sometimes, a guy just won't leave you alone unless you give him your number. That was Imgur user lucy2shoes' experience, so she decided to give the persistent fellow her brother's number instead. Then her brother pretended to be one of the most undateable people you can imagine, Hannibal Lecter.

These people really tried, so we have to give them credit for that. But unfortunately in the end their attempts missed the mark, and ultimately we're here to laugh at their failures.

After a wrong number texted this person with a dramatic accusation, they took it as a chance to be supernaturally funny and string them along.

Who do these people think they are? Trying to escape paying $5 artist fees and being rude the whole time? Most learn pretty quickly that they're not in a position to haggle.