spider

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE EATING GRAPES FOREVER NOW SORRY NOPE NOPE NO MORE BANANAS FOR ME.

For maximum effect, have this playing in the background.

He should change his license plate to just say NOPE.

This massive spider could not have found a more inconvenient place to hang out, aside from on your face.

“Nothing worse than opening your car door and feeling something furry!” writes the uploader in the caption.

They found him just chilling beneath the handle, presumably when they stuck their hand up there to open it.

“It’s a bloody super spider,” he says. “Oh jesus!”

Fortunately, for everyone involved, it eventually plops down and scurries away.