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Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.
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Party boat host asks guests to pay for food, drinks, and gas after the party, one guest refuses to pay, claiming they didn't know it was required: ‘I pulled Jake aside and asked him what was going on’
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Demanding HOA board member insists that neighbor's retired son water her plants for her: 'Clearly you don’t have anything better to do'
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'Excuse me, I’m wearing heels and I just got a pedicure': After-work commuter refuses to give up their bus seat for an entitled Karen, then offers their spot to an 8-months-pregnant passenger instead
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Employee stops giving entitled coworker rides to and from work after she repeatedly slacks off on the job, refuses to do her any more favors because she's so ungrateful: ‘She's taking advantage of my kindness’
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20+ Employees who were hired and quit on the same day: 'I won. 4 hours of work, for $12,646'
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