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Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.
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Manager bans employees from sitting on chairs while working, leading employees to constantly take “fatigue breaks” as issued by the handbook: ‘Chairs came back the next Monday’
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Clever manufacturing plant worker plans a 20-person meeting that no one attends, then gets even with the no-show employees: 'Management had a fit'
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Entitled Karen refuses to accept muffin that has been microwaved, says she doesn't care, employee serves her a rock-hard frozen muffin: ‘It was cold as ice, hard as a rock, and you couldn't even peel the paper wrapper off, it was all frozen together'
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Doctor on call forced to dine and dash after server refuses to give her the check, leading restaurant manager to deduct the bill from server's wage: ‘You aren't special’
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Nightclub promoter ignores hotel worker’s parking warning, gets towed, chases the truck down the street on foot, then has the nerve to demand refund: ‘I obviously refused, and told him to get out’
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