right in the face

New Zealand's Economic Minister, Steven Joyce had this pink surprise thrown at him by someone protesting the Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement.

WARNING: Some language in this video, and terrible ideas.

Sorry Dan Carpenter, but your missed kicked tantrum is exactly how we all feel this morning. 

Ben G: "My kids filmed me up on stage tonight not knowing what was about to happen. I'm OK just battered, Concussed, bruised and a bit dizzy. I'm very angry at the way I was carried off stage before the paramedics even checked to see if I had any major neck or back injuries. I could of been paralysed for all they knew. Thankfully I'll be OK. Thank you to all the well wishers and I'm sorry if I upset anyone or their kids. I hope Benjamin the clown is OK too."

Thankfully natural select has finally started targeting f*ck bois.