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This cat is just trying to take a nap in a chair, when his owner forcibly kicks him out.

The sunglasses-wearing, guitar-playing abuser appears to be recording some terrible video of himself playing his terrible music.

But he doesn’t get very far in the song before his world comes crashing down around him.

Poetic justice.

And the laziest pet owner of the year award goes to this guy.

A man was spotted this week “walking” his dog around a parking lot in Dubai, the only problem was that he never got out of his car.

Local artist Jim Wheat spotted the scene and took a photo, saying he initially thought the dog was a bear because it was so big.

“It was like a dog on a treadmill,” he said.

They duo did 5 laps around the lot at about 3 mph before driving away.