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WARNING: Language in this video. Luckily no one was hurt from the incident. You gotta appreciate that dog's dedication to the game, really.

Dwayne Melton keeps 18 tarantulas in a crawl space in his home where they are hibernating for the winter, but he recently discovered that 5 of them were missing.

Note to self: never visit Dwayne.

AniMart Pets, a local exotic pet store in Georgia, called to say that someone had just brought in the stolen spiders and sold them for $60.

The shop thought the creatures might be his, because they were the ones who sold him them in the first place.

A man named Brandon L. Davis was arrested for the crime, and Melton's spiders are now also locked up for protection.

This little guy got tired of being in a dark room, so he turned on the lights and let himself out. How quaint!

Don't mind me, just getting into my panic room...