pets

Dwayne Melton keeps 18 tarantulas in a crawl space in his home where they are hibernating for the winter, but he recently discovered that 5 of them were missing.

Note to self: never visit Dwayne.

AniMart Pets, a local exotic pet store in Georgia, called to say that someone had just brought in the stolen spiders and sold them for $60.

The shop thought the creatures might be his, because they were the ones who sold him them in the first place.

A man named Brandon L. Davis was arrested for the crime, and Melton's spiders are now also locked up for protection.

This cat is just trying to take a nap in a chair, when his owner forcibly kicks him out.

The sunglasses-wearing, guitar-playing abuser appears to be recording some terrible video of himself playing his terrible music.

But he doesn’t get very far in the song before his world comes crashing down around him.

Poetic justice.

This little guy got tired of being in a dark room, so he turned on the lights and let himself out. How quaint!

Don't mind me, just getting into my panic room...

And the laziest pet owner of the year award goes to this guy.

A man was spotted this week “walking” his dog around a parking lot in Dubai, the only problem was that he never got out of his car.

Local artist Jim Wheat spotted the scene and took a photo, saying he initially thought the dog was a bear because it was so big.

“It was like a dog on a treadmill,” he said.

They duo did 5 laps around the lot at about 3 mph before driving away.

Oh my god… Chewy!

This girl was just filming herself (vertically… ugh) practicing some yoga moves when her little dog wandered into the shot.

Then BOOM, Chewy gets lauched into space before transitioning into downward dog.

Looks like he was just a little shaken up but otherwise seems to be ok.