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"Not My Job" Moments Of Dubious Professionalism

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Probably Bad News: But We Told Them Not To!

Dad asks God for forgiveness after making mistake in grand theft auto | r/tifu Posted by u/TheBlackBradPitt 3 hours ago TIFU by making my Dad punch stripper GTA and tearfully ask God forgiveness front my entire family. M encouraged post this here comment made elsewhere, even though didn't happen today, or even this decade, so mods please remove if goes against rules s very funny story though young, my brothers and snuck copy San Andreas into house spent days holed up our basement taking turns

Religious Dad Asks for Forgiveness After Punching Virtual Stripper

failure, messes and mistakes | cook crouching down looking devastated next to a dish spilled all over the floor | car stopped on top of a tall ledge about to fall down into the ditch

Misfortune Monday: The World is Merciless

warning signs that are weird and scary | STATE LAW STOP PEDESTRIANS CROSSWALK POSITIVE RABIES ALERT NOTICE | WARNING Stay off fountain, Fire feature center will start without notice.

Creepy Warning Signs That Mean Serious Business

Guy needs a permit to build a garage so he just buys a van | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/oscarmendonca 1 day ago Planning permission say? oc s Not sure if this fits here, or different sub, so here goes. Behind my house there's an area reserved garages. Plans were drawn 1968, and only 3 18 allocated plots have garage built remaining have cement base and park there. As spaces are narrow (2.4m wall wall and brick garages are expensive though having pre built one installed quarter cost.

Dude Needs Permit to Build Garage, Just Buys A Van

Ridiculous entitled people and their absurd demands. | Hi want get my lashes done with but just wanted say first don't want talk during appointment due fact clearly do not like as person just like work and work only need an appointment tomorrow morning put down 10 AM | ate here first time tonight brisket probably best ever had but found an entire LEAF my baked beans cannot make this up So glad enjoyed brisket guessing never seen bay leaves food before? If see them future can rest assured is sign

Entitled People With Their Childish Demands

incompetent boss orders employee to work scheduled hours and messes everything up | Posted by u/dorky_dad77 told had an 8 1/2 hour shift and not leave early, so started working only 8 1/2 hours. oc M work as supervisor at manufacturing plant, and hired an 8 hour shift as night time supervisor. As soon as started, they changed, and said they really considered shift be 11 pm 730, so they would need be 8 1/2 hours salaried, there wasn't much could do, and wasn't

Employee Derails Incompetent Boss By Working Scheduled Hours

funny technically accurate moments | PUSH means push. means pull. The Office Jim Halpert presentation | Gandalf movies: Gandalf Lotr actor books: Gandalf written text

Not-Incorrect Moments of Technical Accuracy

wholesome nice and happy memes | All humanity Teachers who Genuinely love their job Terminator Arnold Schwarzenegger carrying Mr. Bean on his shoulder | see attractive but socially anxious friend hit on someone first time is he doing? He's beginning believe. Matrix

Wholesome Memes to Keep Things Moving

$Boss orders office demolition with forklift and it goes wrong | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/Naige2020 Drive forklift through oC M This may take while relate but lot happened working as Warehouse Manager pharmaceutical\cosmetic company. Our premises part large industrial complex had been walled off into three smaller buildings had three different businesses occupying them. My office free standing building inside warehouse about size shipping container. My company process$

Boss Demands Demolished Office, Gets More than That

interesting and valuable things people found in the trash | Handwriting - Duck-Yo-Couch 2 days ago Once I found a perfectly good stationary bike that my neighbors threw out that I cleaned up then used for years. Can't believe this day comes only 52 times a year.

The Best Stuff People Found In The Garbage

patient lists mistress as emergency contact | Posted by u/eatapeach18 3 days ago called d my patient's mistress, but just doing told oc L This happened back 2009 working part time at doctor's office while nursing school one receptionists and did all filing and cataloguing and such boring work, but doctor (my boss) guaranteed job after nursing school so 's why did This particular doctor an orthopedic surgeon had lots patients coming MRIS, CT scans, and X-rays. This one particular patient, Frank

Patient Lists Their Mistress as Emergency Contact, Gets Exposed

Funny random memes, dank memes, funny memes, stupid memes | my past selves watching make same mistakes. table of clowns | Crabs aren't red until they're cooked. Sebastian is zombie Normal conversation pouring a huge dressing bottle over a salad

A Mixed Bag Of Memes Filled With Stupidity

Story of Karen Customer who claims to know CEO, tech support calls her bluff

Karen Says She Knows CEO, Tech Support Calls Her Bluff

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Insulting Your Patients FAIL