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Online handbag seller refuses to send bag to entitled customer after they demand a refund for two past orders, leading to a dispute on the site: ‘I decided to cancel the order’
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Employee informs manager he has to miss work due to medical emergency, HR reframes this as a resignation: 'I never resigned!'
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Employer revokes 2x and 3x bonus incentive to work weekends and holidays, is shocked when nobody decides to work those days resulting in missed deadlines: 'The company now stands to lose close to a 6 figure amount in penalties for missed turnaround times'
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HOA member constantly pushes back against her own entitled board to help her fellow neighbors, gives HOA the choice to sue or change: ‘[It] has them steaming.'
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Employee resigns for better opportunity, manager ignores him for two weeks, then panics right before his final day: '[He] asked what it would take for me to stay...'
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