lady bits

WARNING: Slightly unsafe for your work environment. Not unsafe for our work environment here at FAIL HQ. We're doing just fine over here.

Jasmine Tridevil, a Florida massage therapist, says she sought the surgery in part to make herself "unattractive to men" (Total Recall fanboys might be in trouble still) and hopes to score her own MTV reality show out of her notoriety. What a world we live in...

[UPDATE] Surprising absolutely no one, plastic surgeons chiming in are highly skeptical about the plausibility of this kind of story, and the video interview with Tridevil doesn't really help her case at all.

The state of Florida is trying to buy the land of this seedy strip club - no joke once called "The Booby Trap." The state sees it as an eyesore and is offering the owners well over the asking price, hoping to tear the building down and resell the land.

Clearly, this is an affront to all lovers of bewb-shaped architecture.