gross

Reports of these "Mountain Dew-Flavored Crisps" say that they have a surprisingly-not-awful lemon and lime flavor, though why you would ever want to eat a poofy piece of starch based on your Call of Duty-playing little brother's favorite snack is beyond us.

Those brave enough to try can order the snacks for yourself right here.

Skyline Chili: "The Prisoners Refused to Eat it! (TM)"

Are cracker jacks and a beer really getting that expensive that you've got to hustle some cash at a baseball game?