A man walking his dog at a park in Oregon was about to take his morning dump in a porta potty when he stumbled upon a monster marijuana plant.
Rest easy, everyone. According to the experts in the comment section, the massive plant was picked prematurely, which means the those ladies were picked before they had a chance to grow up into some righteous herb. #RIP
ProTip: get some password protection, three-step verification, the whole deal.
AND if you "accidentally" sent a tweet of some gay porn, you can always blame it on a hack. That seems to be the scapegoat that bids well for most.
This just goes to show: when idiots post their idiotic escapades online, there's a good chance there's someone less dumb out there who will take notice. Nice work, friends.
For the latest entry in the dumb criminals department, we have a woman who stole an Arkansas-based businessman's iPad and proceeded to take a gallery of goofy selfies with it. Unbeknownst to her, the device synced all of her photos to the man's facebook page. Naturally, he's spreading the photos everywhere in the hopes of locating the thief, who has not yet been identified.
Yep, after this shoplifter stole a dress she proceeded to show off the same merchandise in her Facebook photos, leading to her arrest. Smooth move! Check out the full story here:
