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These people really tried, so we have to give them credit for that. But unfortunately in the end their attempts missed the mark, and ultimately we're here to laugh at their failures.

Yikes. This entitled musician had the audacity to ask a talented drummer to fly out from Germany on their own dime, and also play the commercial gig for free. When confronted on the absurdity of the "offer", the choosing beggar tries to play the lame "do it for the love of music" card. Yeah, the love is great and all, but people gotta eat, my dude. Clearly, there was no wiggle room in this guy's entitled little bubble. 

There's such a thing as blissful ignorance, but we're pretty sure these people aren't it. We do feel sort of bad for them, but at the same time, they provide us with a lot of entertainment, and they kind of make us feel better about our own intellect...

Well, sh*t. One very shook gentleman took to Reddit after discovering that his girlfriend was wiping her butt with his gym socks. The entire situation is insane, and after she explains herself it gets even more crazy. Could you stay with your significant other if you found out they'd been using your socks to clean their bottoms? 

She's out here making boss power moves! 

Nothing quite warms the heart like a successfully executed pro revenge, but this particular example ended up being a saga of its own. A true delicious snack. You love to see some goodhearted people ultimately do right by grandpa. That's the good stuff, right there. 

We have absolutely no problem with anyone's dietary choices, but sometimes passions can cause people to act like a-holes. We're pretty sure most vegans absolutely would not have a problem with a non-vegan enjoying tofu, because honestly why would they? 

Unfortunately people like this person give the normal vegans out there a bad name!

The story starts when Arielle met a guy named Endri on Tinder. Things were going more normal than your typical Tinder text exchange, so the two decided to meet for a drink. After a few drinks Arielle began to feel a bit creeped out and announced she was going home. Endri, who has no idea how dating works, was sure he was going to score since he spent all that money on gas, tolls, and drinks.. you know, because of the implication. But once he realized that wasn't happening he transformed into this monster.

Well, it turns out that people don't care if you're a convicted child rapist on Tinder, as long as you're really attractive.

This 'experiment' was run by a user on Reddit who created a fake profile of a supremely attractive male model who confesses to 'wanting to be with kids'. The experiment itself is pretty f**ked up, but the reactions are even more so.

Never forget the rules of Tinder:

Step 1: Be Attractive

Step 2: Don't Be Unattractive 

Florida, why are you like this?

Maybe it is something in the water or in the air, but for some reason, the police in Florida seem to consistently arrest the strangest people, and it always leads to a surreal headline that starts off with Florida Man and then continues to explain what they did this time around, almost as if it is always the same man from Florida.

And this is just the tip of the iceberg. Get lots more Florida Man headlines and let the sunshine flow through you.

Can't say we'd like to walk a mile in their shoes. But gosh, do we love schadenfreude.