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She's out here making boss power moves! 

The world's filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy. At least we have social media to spotlight the madness. 

I'll be the first to say that I'm as weary as the rest of you when it comes to the latest assemblage of funny, strange, cringe-packed modern (so...Tinder) dating moments. More often than not, we're left scratching our heads, legitamately discouraged or confused with the current state of dating affairs as a millennial. Are we devolving when it comes to dating, or are these convos and wildly creative profiles natural symptoms of progress? Probably a bit of both.

If you guys ever encounter any remarkably twisted Tinderers (we'll pretend that's a word for the meanwhile), and you're down to share your convo/profile please submit 'dem screenshots over here! We're always game to credit and feature community submissions. 

This 21-year-old recounts a truly traumatizing experience where they ended up "ratting out" their mom for cheating on their dad who was on away on military stuff. Apparently the guy staying with his cheating mom was claiming to play a role of "protector" while their dad was away. Talk about swinging low, man. That's just terrible. 

This is a grade a troll. 

Well, it turns out that people don't care if you're a convicted child rapist on Tinder, as long as you're really attractive.

This 'experiment' was run by a user on Reddit who created a fake profile of a supremely attractive male model who confesses to 'wanting to be with kids'. The experiment itself is pretty f**ked up, but the reactions are even more so.

Never forget the rules of Tinder:

Step 1: Be Attractive

Step 2: Don't Be Unattractive 

There are some things we assume are obvious not to publish on social media. For example, going into depth with your personal-life problems? Maybe talk to a shrink about that instead of vague-booking it. Alas, that common sense apparently doesn't exist for some people, but we're at least glad we can get some entertainment out of it!

Caution.... There are photos of spiders! 

The teenage angst is overwhelmingly strong with these ones. 

Add this to the ongoing list of downright strange calendars for 2019: Sean Tejaratchi's Social Justice Kittens 2019 Calendar. Featured below are samples from the new one as well as from previous years. Via: Sad and useless

Sometimes you just wake up on the wrong side of the bed and everything is just downhill from there. You oversleep, your boss yells at you, you stub your toe and then to round it all off your grandma died. If you want to feel the slightest bit better about yourself, just take a gander at these people, who may or may not be having a worse day than you!

During a debate Rep. Loretta Sanchez closed her argument by dabbing. She might as well have started off her speech with "How do you do, fellow kids?" It was not cool, and most of the internet collectively recoiled in embarrassment for her. AND NOW YOU CAN TOO!