crash

From ABC11:

The North Carolina Highway Patrol says a tractor-trailer driver hauling a load of Ramen noodles nodded off at the wheel and crashed, causing a mess along southbound I-95 near Rocky Mount Wednesday morning.

"I thought I could make it down to the truck stops in Kenly, and I didn't quite make it. I kind of drowsed off, and next thing I knew I had taken out the guard rail," driver Larry Scholting told ABC11.

Max the Owl had successfully completed the first part of his wedding duties and delivered rings during the ceremony. Good job, Max! However, when the time came for Max to make his grand escape through the double doors, he ran into a little trouble with the window.

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This is also an accurate representation of his first sexual encounter.

Pretty much as soon as Shadow was introduced.

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