crash

From ABC11:

The North Carolina Highway Patrol says a tractor-trailer driver hauling a load of Ramen noodles nodded off at the wheel and crashed, causing a mess along southbound I-95 near Rocky Mount Wednesday morning.

"I thought I could make it down to the truck stops in Kenly, and I didn't quite make it. I kind of drowsed off, and next thing I knew I had taken out the guard rail," driver Larry Scholting told ABC11.

According to reports, three of the teens were minorly injured in the crash and expected to recover quickly. The armpit hair, however, will remain singed.

WARNING: Hilariously bad language in this video.

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The Mirror reports that the child in the Philippines miraculously didn't suffer any major injuries. Did we just witness the birth of a superhero?

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