Walmart

Walmart not only has falling prices, it’s also got strange men falling out of the ceiling.

A shoplifter was apprehended by security at a store in Mobile, Alabama last Wednesday after trying to walk away with a debit card, some shoes, a hat, a watch and some underwear.

They locked him up in the security office, but he mysteriously disappeared.

“He had climbed on a desk, jumped into the ceiling, then tried to escape,” said a witness named Brannan Lynn, who recorded the whole thing on his phone.

The suspect made his way to the entryway of the store where he then kicked he way through, dangling for a few minutes before hopping down to the ground.

He eventually ran into the parking lot and drove away in his car.

You can check out some more raw footage of the daring escape on LiveLeak.

Is the Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial on, or is it just me?

Warning: Peak Walmart behavior, and terrible people all around, and language. And sadness.

Dozens of young marauders are seen rampaging through a Walmart in Macon, Georgia at 1:45 AM on June 28, 2015. A 17-year-old boy arrested at the scene told police that the vandals wanted to "see how much damage they could cause.