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That pitch was almost as bad as Blood on the Sand, as if that was possible.

It's got duck calls, guns, that homophobic dude from Duck Dynasty; what more could you ask for?

Oh the start of a marathon? It all makes sense now.

Brad and Dallas Woodhouse are brothers, but one is liberal and one is conservative.

This makes for some great TV (at least in terms of CSPAN programming). But what makes this clip even better is that their mother calls in to yell at them for fighting.

“Oh god, it’s mom,” said Dallas as the realization set in.

In the unplanned call, Joy begged her sons for some brotherly bipartisanship.

“I’m hoping you’ll have some of this out of your system when you come here for Christmas. I would really like a peaceful Christmas,” she said.

Warning: Enough strong language to get your morning show interview cut short

(warning, salty language)