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This time, it's not over a pop song from the likes of One Direction or Justin Bieber. Rather, this little feud was plucked from the comments section of...

... Brian Eno? Yeah, the prolific ambient composer known for his expertly crafted sonic dreamscapes that make for excellent music to fall asleep to. Sounds like the perfect video to get into an impotent internet slap fight over!

In the pink corner, we have commenter 'Sophie Danze,' proud Directioner.

In the... also pink corner, we have commenter 'Jilianlovesthebeibs.' Proud Directioner and Belieber.

Dead Parrot took their Youtube comment slapfight in the comments section One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful" and turned it into the dark, gritty mafioso drama script it was always meant to be.

Stop the destruction of humanity! Stop making asinine Youtube comments!

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This edition's topic? The death of Nelson Mandela.