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Twitter comedian absolutely nails the parenting humor when it comes to his kids.

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Funny tweets that perfectly spotlight the perils of online shopping.

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President Obama Read Mean Tweets About Himself and Still Managed to Get a Punch in Donald Trump

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These Funny Tweets Prove Birds Are Just Like Humans

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20 Women That Made Us Laugh This Week On Twitter

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