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It turns out Jared's famed "Subway diet" wasn't so much a "diet" as it was a horrific process of brainwashing and forced servitude.

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His epic rant continues...

There is also a petition to keep Breaking Bad figures on the shelves and you can sign it here.

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This Ms. "Kardashian" does appear to be a hussy of the highest degree. Indubitably!

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Who's to say Miley Cyrus' new 'do WASN'T made by a blind and deaf person? We tried contacting the real Helen Keller for information, but all we got was the cryptic message "lksdfh clkhc'ds klwh;dv"

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Oreo tweeted this commemorative picture after the Mars rover touched down last night. But can the cream filling host microbial organisms?

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It was actually April 13th. But either way, Steve Jobs is dead. WHO'S A BILLIONAIRE NOW?