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And a whole new beast has arisen in Twilight's place. And it's very, very... Grey.

"Oh yeah... mmmmm... yeah! I'm so right all the time! Mmmmm... yeah... no one's righter than me!"

Who's to say Miley Cyrus' new 'do WASN'T made by a blind and deaf person? We tried contacting the real Helen Keller for information, but all we got was the cryptic message "lksdfh clkhc'ds klwh;dv"