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Today, "Americans for Prosperity" (a Koch Brothers group) is paying for the trending hashtag #failingagenda on Twitter. The irony is that that hashtag is being used against them. #FailingHashtag

It just goes to show you: you don't have to be smart to be successful! In other news, TV show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? is dialing back the difficulty a bit...

Get them on iTunes here, and express your 420 celebrations accurately!

Colbert was actually named one of Maxim's 100 sexiest women last week. Now he won't stop until he makes Rolling Stone, Penthouse, and Ebony best-of lists, too.

Oreo tweeted this commemorative picture after the Mars rover touched down last night. But can the cream filling host microbial organisms?

Thanks, folks! I'll be here all week!

Meanwhile, the people who stop at yellow lights tweet "YOU DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!"