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Perfectly wrapping a gift is a rare talent, one that none of these people seem to have. If one of them tries to instruct you on proper gift wrapping procedure, politely turn and run in the other direction as fast as you can.
Via DEAsappointment
It's pretty safe to say this new addition is kind of a troll by NASA on believers in astrology. That doesn't mean this is a FAKE prank. NASA doesn't believe in astrology, they just pointed out a correction.
via @NASA
For some people, it's a very confusing development! (Although some are still very secure in knowing their star sign)
via @dsweintraub_, @camerawhitt, @DanielleMNorman, @alishasaith, @PetitePasserine
And here's a list of the new signs, if you want to have your world rocked.
via @FantasyMinds
Seth Rogen and his sweet milky bong of justice and "uh-huhhhhhh" laughs all add up to be the hero we never expected, but the one we need in these trying times under the tangerine-coated, Cheeto puff-dusted overlord that only today told us drugs cost as much as candy bars, amidst a full-fledged mental breakdown. Upon realizing that Donald Trump's son follows him on Twitter, Seth proceeded to make the only natural move any one would given the opportunity; and tried to slide into DJ Trump Jr's DMs, for the sake of humanity itself. Will his heroic efforts work, or fade into helpless oblivion? I guess time will tell.
Via Seth Rogen Photo
EVERY day since May 26th. Dude, I can't even.
And then glorious beauty struck. Seth stepped to the plate, and address the incessant string of 'exposed' tweets:
Things weren't weird enough though, were they?
I'm DONE.
Via Peking Duk
David Spargo apparently really wanted to meet the band "Peking Duk," so much so that he was willing to poorly edit the band's Wikipedia entry in order to convince a security guy he belonged backstage. Lucky for him, it worked.
The ill-placed and poorly formatted "Family David Spargo" was legit enough to dupe a surprisingly gullible security guard into letting David past him, where he introduced himself to the band:
"We ended up having a bunch of beers with him and he was an absolute legend. He wasn’t a creep or anything. He was like the most normal dude we’ve ever met. That’s what makes it more hilarious."
Was it worth it? Absolutely.
Would it work a second time? Probably not.
