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Sure, they lost a Super Bowl bet against Roger Williams Park Zoo in Providence, Rhode Island, and these are some truly trying circumstances; but at least anyone who actively rooted (continues to root) against the Patriots can consider themselves the real winners in this situation. If we get really lucky in this situation, maybe Brady will step up with a retort. Or he's still too busy out there hunting down his stolen Super Bowl game jersey.
Via Stephen Roseman
It's unclear how many are in on the joke and how many are genuinely praying for this non-burned pup, but the comments sure are great.
Seth Rogen and his sweet milky bong of justice and "uh-huhhhhhh" laughs all add up to be the hero we never expected, but the one we need in these trying times under the tangerine-coated, Cheeto puff-dusted overlord that only today told us drugs cost as much as candy bars, amidst a full-fledged mental breakdown. Upon realizing that Donald Trump's son follows him on Twitter, Seth proceeded to make the only natural move any one would given the opportunity; and tried to slide into DJ Trump Jr's DMs, for the sake of humanity itself. Will his heroic efforts work, or fade into helpless oblivion? I guess time will tell.
"I want to be the very best"
22-year-old Nathan Wall warned his mother that there wasn't room for two pokémasters in the house. So, when his 48-year-old mom Sharon asked her son how to get Pokémon GO, Nathan decided to send her on her first Pokémon journey.
Nathan instructed her to bring a coded card to the register of a local Tesco and say 'I want to be the very best.'
She did it.
Via Art of Trolling
Yahoo Answers Users Demand You Stay ON TOPIC
Strange user who is most definitely a troll asks a question on Yahoo Answers regarding if an ant can have sex with a lizard and gets reprimanded by the other users, because he posted it in the aviation part of the website.
Everyone knows you need to post that in the lizard ant compatibility forums of Yahoo Answers!
I was totally expecting someone to get all up in his grill over the question, not the Yahoo Answers topic folder he posted it under. Unexpected at the very least.
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It's way too hard to teach your child a foreign language. Accents are much more reasonable.
