By Blair
trolling
SNL writer Josh Patten is trolling the President hard. The writer and comedian announced his new project "Responding To Trump Tweets Like They Were Texts" on July 16th, and we can't get enough of it. Patten's "text" responses are brief and colloquial, providing contrast that helps highlight just how over the top and exclamatory the President's tweets can be. Patten has declined to comment on the project, but we're definitely hoping to see more of these "text exchanges" in the future.
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No, Dawkins is doing just fine (whether that makes you relieved or enraged, we'll leave that to you). But some people on Twitter decided to have a little fun at his expense regardless. Check out some of the best ones over at Know Your Meme!
Yeezus Christ. Just a quick life pro tip for any tragically lost soul out there, buut chicken not cooked through is a literal recipe for food poisoning disaster. There's this crazy thing called salmonella that a lot of us humans try and steer clear of, and that puke-inducing shittiness has a total knack for coming in on the wave of 'uncooked poultry'.
