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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

MrAwesome12
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Dominance Reliant on Aiming Skills

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By MrAwesome12
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Only a True Saint Would Put Up With That Much Crap

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By Unknown
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Just Getting a Sip!

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Via Bits and Pieces
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Confucius Say...

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By bonkersnicker
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It'll take a few flushes to get rid of this one

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Cool Guys Don't Look Back at the Mess

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By Matt
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Nick Offerman Responds to the Fact That His Face is on a Public Toilet Area in India

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Via @KenTremendous
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As soon as Nick Offerman grew a mustache to appear on Parks and Recreation, he became America's 'Man's Man'. Now it seems like that honor applies to him in India too. His face has been spotted on a bathroom in Madurai, India as a representation of all men. 

Offerman's response was simple, yet elegant. 


via @Nick_Offerman

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We Never Needed to Know This. Ever.

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Via Reddit
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Goodbye Forever

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Via Tumblr
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This Conversation Really Went Down the Tubes

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Via distinguishedbaloney
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Crappy Times With Friends

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By Peter
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Is THAT What It Does?

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By Unknown
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And on That Day There Were Enough Plungers to Unplug the Multitudes

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By Unknown
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SebC
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Think About It, Red. We'll Wait...

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By SebC
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Don't Worry About the Chemistry or Deadly Gases or Anything Like That

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Via xbignoobx
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You Cannot Even Say No to Savings Like These

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Via whiskeydreamkathleen
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Bidet Water Is for Short People

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Via LamarTheLeo
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