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James and Gatorade were unable to negotiate a sponsorship early in the Miami Heat player's career, leading him to sign with their competitor Powerade. That makes the trolling all the sweeter! Meanwhile, the rest of the internet went in on James and his cramp:


Via @BlkSprtsOnline


Via @skinz4life1975

And of course this was going to happen:


Via @NBAMemeTeam

Olympian swimmer Ryan Lochte isn't known for being particularly articulate, or even for forming complete sentences, and his Twitter account doesn't do much to dispel that perception. But some of his finest tweets, when formatted in Impact Bold, made us seriously wonder whether Lochte doesn't put much effort into the English language, or if he's actually an undercover Zen Buddhist.

It's all downhill from here...

I'm jealous of those hockey players, they always bring their "eh" game.

I apologize for that horrid joke.