religion

His tattoo reads something along the lines of: Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.

Unfortunately for him, the very next chapter says: Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD.

WHOOPS!

Terrorism "expert" Steven Emerson claimed that non-Muslims no longer even go to the city, and that gangs of people attack those not wearing religious garb. Twitter, of course, had a field day with that sentiment by sharing their own #FoxNewsFacts

Worried, Christians? Here's a solution! During communion, serve chocolate chip cookies instead of those bland wafers! That idea was free, Benedict-and-other-religious-leaders, but there's plenty more where it came from. You know where to find me.