religion

Other things that are also sins/abominations:

Eating lobster Wearing clothes made of more than one fabric Trimming your beard or sideburns Getting remarried Planting more than one crop in a field Getting raped (this only goes for the ladies, but you can smooth things over by marrying your rapist, so...) Having a wet dream Eating rare meat Touching a dead animal Menstruating (and/or earning your "red wings") Getting a tattoo

"Do you S.Q.U.I.R.T?"

Silent

Quiet

Un

Interrupted

Reading

Time

Not proselytizing your beliefs to people who don't want to hear about them: It cuts both ways!