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McDonald's announced they'll be giving away 10,000 free bottles of their Special Sauce on Thursday, January 26th; and the internet is a melting pot of excitement meets sassy indifference. Sassy indifference here being the whispers of, 'haven't we already had this available?' It's called Thousand Island Dressing.

How rare is it that we see a text sent to the wrong person evolve into a heartwarming scenario like this one---and with a Thanksgiving dinner invitation to boot! Jamal Hinton is one lucky dude, and you better believe as soon as he shared the original conversation to Twitter, plenty of other hungry teens were ready to beg for their invitations. Fortunately, the numbers have been disconnected!

Last night we witnessed the devastating, rock bottom kind of momentous spectacle that was The Chainsmokers winning their first Grammy Award for their song 'Don't Let Me Down' with Daya. Some people are coolly proposing we're witnessing the mere death of American Pop Culture, so well, that's chill. To make matters even worse, the duo all but paddled up in their douche canoes to unacceptably accept an award on behalf of the late David Bowie. I know right? You've got to be shitting me. Then again we're still pretty fresh into 2017 here, so it wouldn't be right if the shitstorm failed to pervade for a bit longer.

I mean, can you really blame people? Not sure what Russell was thinking here, but ah well, the reactions that have surfaced so far are gold.

Nothing worthwhile to see here folks...except a billionaire and soon-to-be President of the United States with a scotch taped tie. Yep. That's all.

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer would seem hellbent on continually supplying Saturday Night Live with ridiculous material. Today, Spicer President went ahead and kicked and took a steaming shit on the hornet's nest, saying that Bashar al-Assad of Syria wasn't even as despicable as Hitler...because 'even Hitler didn't sink so low as to using chemical weapons.'

If you'd told us that Johnny Depp would be starring in a Harry Potter spinoff series, and especially in light of the more recent domestic violence accusations, we'd have said, no way; but alas, here we are. The fans don't seem all too stoked about the news.

Sometimes a good old-fashioned FAIL goes a long way!

Let this be a lesson to us all...probably not the best move to celebrate the win of your favored team in the World Series with a tattoo, if they haven't actually won yet.

WTF is this election anymore?

And just like that we've got our first staggering March Madness upset, as the Wisconsin Badgers knocked out the defending National Champs / #1 Seed, Villanova. Naturally, Nova's loss instantly devastated people near and far. 

This was unpresidented folks.