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This is a prime example of why you've always gotta be careful with what you put on the internet. Granted, tweeting about spitting in someone's beverage is a pretty damn surefire way of taking the shortcut to the unemployment bench.

Can you really blame 'em?

For some forsaken reason Apple recently robbed iOS users of the glorious peach emoji's original design, which resembled a butt. Well many angry and confused, and sad tweets later it looks like all is right in the world again, and Apple has reintroduced the 'peach butt emoji'...and naturally, the crowd went wild.

Have you ever caught yourself daydreaming about punching Martin Shrekli in the face amidst the plethora of irritating news about the latest dumb thing the jackass said? Yeah, well, turns out Shkreli is feeling extra charitable these days; and in an attempt to raise money for the son of his friend Mike Kulich--the XHamster publicist who passed away--he's letting the highest bidder punch him in the face.

Millionaire Tim Gurner kicked the proverbial hornet's nest when he threw out a claim that millennials could have enough funds to buy homes if they quit with buying avocado toast. 

ESPN's Scott Van Pelt surpassed all natural conversational / interview boundaries when he cut right through the bullshit and fearlessly asked Tiger Woods about his receding hairline. Woods, seemingly caught completely off guard by the blindside; or just with zero fucks to give, proceeded to shit all over himself. On live TV...

Nothing worthwhile to see here folks...except a billionaire and soon-to-be President of the United States with a scotch taped tie. Yep. That's all.

And here's some Tremendous Trump Memes as you may need them after reading this.

The collective reaction on this particularly absurd claim about a family struggling to scrape by on $500k would seem to (rightfully) be one of sheer confusion and comical outrage. It just doesn't add up. And after a little poking around the site, it would appear to be 'legit.' Or as credible as a site can be after making such outlandish claims. At least other people on Twitter stepped up to express their highly entertaining bewilderment.

The stock photo game is no doubt a whole lotta swingin, occasionally hittin, often missin; and this photo is a prime wrinkled, seasoned, and well-aged example. Shit, maybe we're just seeing some strange Benjamin Button kind of scenario unfold before our eyes. You know, the whole aging in reverse thing? I don't know man, this one pretty much escapes logic and reason, and we're all definitely confused. But hey, age is just a number after all.

TIL Spanish swear words.