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"I kind of felt bad 'cause I wasn't listening to what she was saying — all I was thinking was, This girl looks exactly like me,"

Just a few weeks after President Trump was exposed for sharing fake Time covers at his golf covers, Time returned the favor with this particularly negative 'honorary' cover to his son, Donald Trump Jr. --- a clear reference to the recent controversy surrounding his released emails and ongoing collusion with the Russia investigation. 

Queensferry Crossing in Scotland is set to open in 2017, and will be the world's longest three-tower cable-stayed bridge. Except that the bridge shared in photo by UK government is not Queensferry Crossing.

And just like that we've got our first staggering March Madness upset, as the Wisconsin Badgers knocked out the defending National Champs / #1 Seed, Villanova. Naturally, Nova's loss instantly devastated people near and far. 

During the controversial video for Snoop Dogg's "Lavendar" he can be seen quite literally taking aim with a pistol at a mock-up of Donald Trump. Obviously, these be the times we live in, such blasphemy couldn't go unaddressed; and by no one other than the president himself. Donald Trump lashed out in expectedly incendiary fashion, and proceeded to kick the ever hungry appetites of Twitter Trolls near and far. Come on DJ Trump, leave Snoop Dogg out of this. 

 Quick impression of Twitter this morning:

"Ah! What a beautiful morning. I’ll just roll over and look at my phone. Oh, look at that, TIME picked their person of the year, and it’s… Oh, would you look at that? That billionaire reality TV game show host who won the presidency last month is TIME’s person of the year? You don’t say. Well, back to bed for me for the next four years."

Before our president-elect Tweets out that the Person of the Year honor he won was rigged somehow, enjoy what Twitter had to say. They weren’t really sure how to deal with it either.

Check out Twitter's best reactions to the Person of the Year, and enjoy how President-elect Trump has enjoyed TIME in the past:

"as president you need to stand firm and stick to what you believe" pic.twitter.com/m1TymuxHtE

— k e i t h (@KeetPotato) December 7, 2016

Well that was a quick and easy way to waste a solid 15 minutes of my life, how about you? How long did it take you? Oh, think you're better than me, bro?

How rare is it that we see a text sent to the wrong person evolve into a heartwarming scenario like this one---and with a Thanksgiving dinner invitation to boot! Jamal Hinton is one lucky dude, and you better believe as soon as he shared the original conversation to Twitter, plenty of other hungry teens were ready to beg for their invitations. Fortunately, the numbers have been disconnected!

This might be the strangest customer service exchange of all time on Twitter, and that says a whole lot...

Ah yes, it appears Barrack Obama is truly leaning into that sweet, sweet Obama/Biden meme...and all is right in the world for a moment.

The moral of the story here is that you don't go starting shit with chicks from Boston on fratastic, drunken beaches during Spring Break unless you're ready to eat sand after having your bell brutally rung. Everything about these videos screams chaotic shitshow. Gotta love the ending there when her friend, or more likely -- some random beachcombing vagrant -- tries to rally her with a quick hit of nicotine. 

In light of a big move like this, you can count on the reactions from the rabid, outspoken leatherheads of this fine world to be equal parts pleasant, distasteful, and most definitely ridiculous. I've gotta place my bets here on 'Sin City Raiders' taking a serious run at that as their preferred, new official namesake. I mean, come on that shit's a royal flush.