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It would seem glaringly apparent that the universe quite simply, doesn't want to cash you anywhere, young lady. Props to the ravenous pack of diversified trolls that readily stepped up to bring this entirely ridiculous, egotistical, caricature of everything awry about the younger generations, back down to earth.

Can you really blame 'em?

What a time to be alive. The movement gathered serious momentum after an incident at a Starbucks in Florida on Thursday, in which the angry, openly racist patron lashed out at the employees with heated, and very inappropriate remarks.

Can't say I saw this casting coming. Cable is Thanos....Thanos is Cable? What even is life anymore? You'd almost think that Brolin would've been required to sign some sort of contract with Marvel when he was cast as super-villain badass Thanoss, that'd prevent him from ever playing a part in a separate superhero universe.... But NAH. And the reactions just about reflect where our heads are at right now: not sure if wildly stoked, or helplessly confused. 

Yes, I'm well aware. We're dealing with a whole lotta weirdness let loose to run around. Where to start and where to end? We've got the ex-Disney Channel Star Ms. Bella Thorne element of this which is uncomfortable enough already, and then you factor in her need to not only tweet a dick pic, but claim it's not her ex-boyfriend's? Yo, this shitness screams seven kinds of emotionally trainrekt.

The tweet reads, the product has been made in collaboration with Figgy Poppleton-Rice, an alleged "#CleanEating fanatic and cauliflower connoisseur". Uhhh so yeah, their first Instagram post was a mere few weeks ago. Just getting started on the 'Gram' or are we witnessing a sweet display of trolling by KFC? Either way, the buffet of hilarious reactions thus far is nothing short of 5/5 stars.

Have you ever caught yourself daydreaming about punching Martin Shrekli in the face amidst the plethora of irritating news about the latest dumb thing the jackass said? Yeah, well, turns out Shkreli is feeling extra charitable these days; and in an attempt to raise money for the son of his friend Mike Kulich--the XHamster publicist who passed away--he's letting the highest bidder punch him in the face.

On Thursday NFL team San Diego Chargers announced they were San Diego no longer, and moving to Los Angeles. In addition to that news they changed up their logo. Get ready for a good 'ol fashioned roasting.

Ah yes, it appears Barrack Obama is truly leaning into that sweet, sweet Obama/Biden meme...and all is right in the world for a moment.

Has McDonald's taken it too far this time, or what? That mind-blowingly sweet and syrupy, fluorescent orange drink was a damn staple of my sugardrunk youth; and in all honesty, I'll still grab a cup every now and again these days. 

Well that was a quick and easy way to waste a solid 15 minutes of my life, how about you? How long did it take you? Oh, think you're better than me, bro?