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Rap comes from your soul, and so does rhyming and clever wordplay. If you got the lyrics to spit and the beat to hit every single word, you will go far, and appreciate these hilarious rap puns.

I'll Take a Snoop Corndog to Go!

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It Would Still Be Better Than Bieber

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The Best Middle Name Alive

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It's a Real Explosive Debut

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But... But I Wanna Be a Rap Star...

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16.64 Words Per Second. Think About That...

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You've Got a Hot Date, Mr. President

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Mom Leaves Son Stunned After Her Impressive and Spontaneous Car Rap

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The Real Slim Shady

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Via @theshrillest

Music FAILS: Nine People Who Thought Tupac Was Still Alive

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Eminem's Newest Rhyme Exclaims He Will Punch Lana Del Ray in the Face. Reactions to This Were Not so Kind.

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Emanhudson is Doing God's Work and Fact Checking All the Rappers Out There

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Jesus Had No Flow

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A British Rapper Got a Hashtag Tattooed on His Face for Probably the Lamest Reason Ever

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MC Gold Star Wins Again!

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As Cold As Water

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