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That would be Dappy, showing off his hashtag tattoo (hashtat?) in a selfie he recently shared. He picked up the ink to be "trending forever," though nothing Dappy-related has popped up on Twitter's list of hot topics.

The best part? Dappy is best known for his song "No Regrets." We'll see how that turns out.

"Vanilla Water" would trademark is name and start a sweeter-tasting but unhealthier version of Vitamin Water. Major beef would be had with 50 Cent.

Not enough "flow" to be a rap, but at least it reads well. This is why English majors aren't rappers.

Nine times out of ten it never plays out like this, but right here have a slam dunk.

When a holographic version of Tupac performed live at Coachella, the stage wizardry proved a little too realistic for some. Just wait until they do the same for Biggie.